"I am the man with no name. Zapp Branigan"
"You win again gravity"
"If there is an alien I can't kill I haven't killed him yet"
"You won't have time for sleep not with all the bed making youll be doing"
"Kiff the key to a girls heart is through her parents. Have sex with them and your in"
"This ship is cold, seductive, Im going to fly her brains out"
"When Im in command every mission is a suicide mission"
"That Kiff is why you will never be captin"
"We know almost nothing about them except they stand for everything we stand against"
"In the game of chess you can never let your advicary see your peices"
"Can you say it more sexfully"
"Branigans law is like Branigans love hard and fast"
"Ive come up with a plan so simple even an idiot could have come up with it"
"I don't care if your skin is gray or purple or chinese"