Random Thoughts — Page 220

An almost gastronomic call of, "Mmm you smell nice" used to work for me but then I haven't attempted that line on a lady of the female gender since the 90's when I looked a bit better (when the light hit me from the right angle) from most accounts.

As most ladies actively make an effort to choose and purchase their pong, it's a dual complement as you are also reflecting on their judgement as well as the guff itself.

If they start talking brands smile look like you are paying attention but also look mystified (if you give the impression you know what they are talking about they will assume you are a gaylord).

No I'm Richard Burton.

Someone in my office is listening to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up."  On purpose!!!  It's the second time through her little playlist.  I'm being Rick-rolled over and over, and it's just going to continue!  AUGGGHHH!!!

I hate summer. It gets too damn hot for too damn long, and the one air conditioner my shitty house has doesn't even produce enough of a chill to adequate cool even a single room.

^ALSFRNJLOL (actual, literal, serious, for reelz, no joke laugh out loud!)

Not a problem here.

Here it's unseasonably dull and it just keeps raining, not as bad as poor Englandshire though or Mother Russia.

We've had some typical on and off rains this monsoon, usually in the afternoon.  That is, except on the Fourth of July where it rained the entire day.  Literally five minutes before the scheduled fireworks, the rain stopped and the Independence Day festivities were able to proceed.

Ernest Borgnine called to glory.

I have a feeling I'll have to do some apologizing soon.  I just wanted to distribute a picture throughout the site in hopes of contributing to the OT.com meme database.  It was all in good fun.  Now I feel guilt.  But I can hear what you're thinking.

darth_ender said:
I have a feeling I'll have to do some apologizing soon.