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NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS (2010)

What the ...........??

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Wolfman said:

 

NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS (2010)

What the ...........??

Was it not what you expected?

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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It certainly does what it says on the tin, that's for sure.

The nun dressed up with all the weapons looked great.

This is real crazy shit that surprisingly is available to watch in full on youtube (at the moment) !

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I wish someone would make a film adaptation of Topless Skateboard Nun or Nymphomaniac Pogo-Stick Nurse.

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North by Northwest

What is there to say? Perfect movie on every level. Witty, daring, inventive, simple, fun, beautiful, endearing, classic. This throws out the rule book and decides to have a little bit of fun with us all.

The Criterion CLV edition features the original mono soundtrack in PCM and is in every way superior to the 5.1 remix. You can't go back once you've heard this original mix. Image is opened a bit to a 1.75:1 framing and the color looks very natural if a bit off form the recent restoration.

41 prairie stops out of 4 balls. No I didn't steal Laura's Mercedes!

VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.
“George didn’t think there was any future in dead Han toys.”-Harrison Ford
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Brave

Possibly contains Disney's first POV boob-diving sequence.  Movies really need more of these.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I hear 005 watched John Carter...

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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John Carter

Dear Xhonzi,

Allow me to take this opportunity to apologize to you and everyone else who enjoyed this movie in theaters and told me to see it. I honestly feel bad for not supporting this movie when it really mattered, for now we'll never get a sequel.

I was unsure watching it at first, it was confusing at first, but by the time it got going I was along for the ride. It was well made, decently acted, with gorgeous visual effects.

I am genuinely sorry for not listening to you. You would have thought I learned after Inception.

I will never not listen to you again, xhonzi.


Sincerely,

Five

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Brave

Possibly contains Disney's first POV boob-diving sequence.  Movies really need more of these.
I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means, does it?

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Maybe cleavage-diving is the more appropriate term.

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The Debt - 9/10

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)

Just got back from this. Wow. That was one awesome movie. Going in I thought this was probably going to be low budget and corny. I hadn't watched a trailer for it beforehand, just saw the poster. This movie was off the rails. It was a huge film that balanced everything almost perfectly. It captured the time period perfectly, the actor they got to play Abe was great. I really can't think of anything to complain about. It had its corny elements of course but they're easily forgiven. Fun flick.

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doubleofive said:

Gaffer Tape said:


Brave

Possibly contains Disney's first POV boob-diving sequence.  Movies really need more of these.
I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means, does it?

 

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doubleofive said:

Gaffer Tape said:


Brave

Possibly contains Disney's first POV boob-diving sequence.  Movies really need more of these.
I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means, does it?

 

Yes.  It does.  It really, really does.  As Dominic says, "cleavage-diving" might be a more appropriate term.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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doubleofive said:


John Carter

Dear Xhonzi,

Allow me to take this opportunity to apologize to you and everyone else who enjoyed this movie in theaters and told me to see it. I honestly feel bad for not supporting this movie when it really mattered, for now we'll never get a sequel.

I was unsure watching it at first, it was confusing at first, but by the time it got going I was along for the ride. It was well made, decently acted, with gorgeous visual effects.

I am genuinely sorry for not listening to you. You would have thought I learned after Inception.

I will never not listen to you again, xhonzi.


Sincerely,

Five


*Single tear*

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Tobar said:


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo">Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter</a> (2012)

Just got back from this. Wow. That was one awesome movie. Going in I thought this was probably going to be low budget and corny. I hadn't watched a trailer for it beforehand, just saw the poster. This movie was off the rails. It was a huge film that balanced everything almost perfectly. It captured the time period perfectly, the actor they got to play Abe was great. I really can't think of anything to complain about. It had its corny elements of course but they're easily forgiven. Fun flick.


The dismal RottenTomatoes rating worried me for a split second... and then I realized that almost nobody would "get" this film.

My wife and I saw the trailer, and my wife was confused why it didn't look like a comedy, but looked serious... but still looked like it couldn't be serious. She got it, but still didn't get it.

Of course, I did read one review of a guy who should have gotten it, but still said it failed to hit the mark... anyways, glad you liked it Tobar. It gives me hope that I will really enjoy it when I get aroud to it.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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My girlfriend, who was a huge fan of the book, hated that movie.  She said that, not only did it not follow the book in any way, shape, or form, but that it was completely incomprehensible to anyone who hadn't read it.  Indeed, she said several members of the group she saw it with kept turning and asking what the hell was going on.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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My girlfriend, who was a huge fan of the book, hated that movie.  She said that, not only did it not follow the book in any way, shape, or form, but that it was completely incomprehensible to anyone who hadn't read it.  Indeed, she said several members of the group she saw it with kept turning and asking what the hell was going on.
That doesn't make any sense. It didn't follow the book, but only people that read the book could understand it?

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I haven't read the book and I had no problem following it. Of course if you're talking during the movie you're going to miss things...

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Gaffer Tape said:


My girlfriend, who was a huge fan of the book, hated that movie.  She said that, not only did it not follow the book in any way, shape, or form, but that it was completely incomprehensible to anyone who hadn't read it.  Indeed, she said several members of the group she saw it with kept turning and asking what the hell was going on.


1. Gaffer has a girlfriend.
2. HAWT.
3. She went without you?
4. Were her other friends female?
5. HAWT

But seriously- excepting you, twister, H.L.F. and Mrs. 005, I don't think women were the target audience.*




*Unlike the author's earlier work, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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walkingdork said:

Hotaru no haka AKA Grave of the Fireflies [1988] by Isao Takahata (Ghibli Studio)

 

Story about a Japanese boy taking care of his little sister during the American air raids on Japan during WWII. I cried.

5/5 Fruit Drops

Everybody cries during that. I did and I don't tear up very much. Genuinely emotional. If there was ever a movie to point to to say that animation is art.

 

Saboteur (1942)

I love this movie. I love every single jam-packed inventive second of this gleefully B-grade wrong man thriller. Everything being on a lower scale helps the story seem more realistic, especially the use of non major stars in the lead roles. Liberal borrowing from the structure of his own 39 Steps allows Hitchcock to run rampant with a simply enjoyable great movie. No, it's not as good as Foreign Correspondent or The 39 Steps. But it is a chance for Hitchcock to get away from the controlling Selznick and his lavish overdone extravaganzas. What this film really is is the link between the British Hitchcock period and Foreign Correspondent with the Americana of Shadow of a Doubt.

4 balls out of 4. Classic but largely forgotten today.

 

VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.
“George didn’t think there was any future in dead Han toys.”-Harrison Ford
YT channel:
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Tobar said:

I haven't read the book and I had no problem following it. Of course if you're making out during the movie you're going to miss things...

Fixed for Gaff.

Also, yay for Gaff!