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Post #581971

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DuracellEnergizer
Parent topic
Qui-Gon vs. Yoda
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Date created
18-Jun-2012, 3:29 PM

No, no, no, no, no! You guys got it all wrong! That's not the Jedi Code! Not at all! I don't know what school you guys attended, but it's obvious they suck, 'cause you guys surely don't have your facts straight.

Here is the real Jedi Code.

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Only two lightsaber colours are there - blue and green - no more, no less (unless you happen to be an overrated douchbag of no importance whatsoever; in that case, you can choose purple).

Jedi use the Force for attack, never for knowledge or defense; of the non-ADHD crowd are they.

Jedi must not deal in absolutes; only Sith deal in absolutes.