TV's Frink said:

You asked for advice, I gave it. Apparently I gave more than you expected. Obviously I don't know anything about you, be it your inside-to-outside ratio or your frequency of calls to your mother. So based on that, you can probably figure out if I was joking or not.

To be clear, I wasn't mocking you, I was just making a joke about the thread title. But your response is worthy of mocking, and as soon as I can think of a humorous way to do so, I'll be sure to post it.

All right. It's really most appropriate to spend time "one-upping" another, rather than trying to converse about something we all mutually love. Fine, go the route of the former!