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Post #581057

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evan1975
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PROMETHEUS was (Alien 0?) NOW NO LONGER SPOILER FREE.
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Date created
12-Jun-2012, 2:53 AM

Tobar said:

Red Letter Media

So true!  I hope they post the 30 min one someday.

I'm really disappointed by this movie's rabid defenders.  All their arguments boil down to "You're too much of a [A) Retard B) Mouthbreather C)Troglodyte D) dumb fanboy that lives in his mother's basemet] to understand the genius of this film."

They usually don't go any further than that to enlighten us.  If they do, it's something that completely contradicts what the previous know-it-all said.

Somebody should do a "Prometheus" edit of Star Wars.  Remove any scenes of exposition and other random scenes so that the narrative makes no sense.  Cut out Obi-Wan explaining what the Force is and what lightsabers and Jedi are.  Remove all of Vader's lines so he's always silent and killing people for no reason.  And end the film right when we see the X-Wings take off from Yavin.