So.....the Chinese invaded India yesterday. Pakistan in response came to their rescue, as they have always sworn to do, and launched 6 IRBMs, all of which were taken down by Khazakstan's missile shield, which they utilized as part of their 60 year standing alliance with China, after Khazakstand took over 3/4 of Siberian Russia. But this is all needless details, since you all know this. Secretary of State Donald Trump negotiated a peaceful end to the invasion and all Chinese troops returned home. Both sides are calling it a moral victory.

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