Leonardo said:
It isn't just a random kids book, or a kids book at all. You'll find it at places like thinkgeek.com or in the humor section at your local bookstores. I've bought a few copies as gifts already. Other great faux kids book are Go the F*ck to Sleep and If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F*ck Up? (Parody of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie...)
And HOLY CRAP THOSE GNOMES ARE AMAZING!!! I want a lawn full of those things! I've seen them for sell online (ridiculously pricy) and haven't thought much of them, but seeing them in action (well, not really "action") on a lawn makes me want to blow large amounts of cash on a lawn full of them.