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You'd smile too if you could get paid to walk around with half a pie stuck to your face.

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I was excited it was Janeway's birthday on Twitter and you thought others might be as excited as I was.

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Wow, Janeway has a birthday that only exists on Twitter?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:


Wow, Janeway has a birthday that only exists on Twitter?
*scowl*

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Also, why do people get excited by celebrity birthdays?

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TV's Frink said:


Also, why do people get excited by celebrity birthdays?
I don't get the preoccupation with what celebrities are doing, or who they're dating, or what they're wearing.

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Reminds me of this.

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