Hey you know what, what if Leia licked Chewy's leg? Then she kept the hair in her mouth while wearing socks to get static electricity by rubbing her feet on his other leg. Then Han blows up a balloon. He rubs it on Chewy's back for more static electricity. Then he hovers the balloon above Leia's mouth. Then Chewy's hair in Leia's mouth do a small lava lamp dance to Han's balloon. Meanwhile Luke is sulking in his room because he refused to join the "foursome" thinking it was something else entirely.

Then his Sebastian Shaw daddy ghost appears and tells him what they're really up to. Luke looks at his hands. Wondering what kind of genes he shares with Leia hoping to be spared the balloon hair thoughts. Then he goes over to some nearby fruit and squeezes it over his own head. Vader now sees what his kids are up to now that he's dead.