Yoda Is Your Father said:
I HATE THIS FUCKING STATE I HATE THIS FUCKING TOWN I HATE THIS FUCKING HOUSE I HATE THAT I HAVE BEEN HERE SO FUCKING LONG AND WILL STILL BE HERE IN 3 WEEKS I HATE THAT MY LIFE IS ON HOLD AND I AM NOT IN CONTROL OF MY OWN FUCKING LIFE I FUCKING HATE IT.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO AND KILL MYSELF.
Amerka tends to have that effect on people, LOLZ!
I imahgine things are better for you now though, right? All these years later, back home. That is good. I feel so very stuck in this country at times, it is disheartening. Imagine being stuck married to a whore, and knowing that whore is all you can ever have while those that surround you get to enjoy all the pleasures of your whore, but also get to return home to their own wives who are solely theirs. So it is to be an American. Where at LEAST we know we're free! (to drive a meager 75 miles an hour on the motorway) and will never forget the men who died and gave that right to us! (like protecting us from the vicious threat of the Vietnamese and the bloody Brits!) We will gladly STAND UP! and defend ourselves to day! Ain't no doubt (Well, Webster thinks it is a real word, stop cringing like a prick C3PX, just go with it) we love this land! GAWD BLESS THE YOU ESS AYYYY!!!!
Yeah, so this si totally the kind of post you delete in the moring if you remember ppsting it. A wise man once said recentlu (regarding drunk posts) "we haben't had one of those in a while\end quote marks] so I am accommodating.
Anyway, I looked up the things we had thread because I have an inportnt impertanent important meaasge message to shar. share. I think my backspace key is gone, carp. But I could only find the hate and love thread, not the same thing, but easierly found. So
I think we need to make a federal law that toilet water should only be so deep. Am I seriously the only guy who gets tired of having to grip his cock everytime he sits on the commode for a crap? Women get to sit on the thing worry free and shit and or piss at their leisure. Why should guys have to stand to piss and keep a grip of their dick when they crap out of fear of it falling into dirty toilet water? It is gross and nasty! I demand a new design! I am sick forgetting to set my penis on the wasteband of my underwear and feeling it drop into the cold water below. Ewww. THis is a horrible . horrible, horrible design and it deserves no place in the modern world! It is 2012 for fuck's sake! Surely we can improve on the current design of our defecation appliances! I totally get why the Turks went with squatting wholes with traction footholds, but that is seriously hard on the knees! There has to be a way to poop while protecting the knees while keeping the penis dry. Come on peop;e! We are living in an age where men have climbed on the moon! Our ingenuity can surely create a better toilet. One that creates comfort and sanitation at once. Gaaah!!! I fucking hate dropping my cock in cold toilet water!!!I always feel paranoid I am going to get some horrible disease from it when it is not my toilet. I am usualy careful to hold on for dear life, but as you all know, sometimes you just accidently drop it and SPLASH.
You all feel me on this? Lower water levels for the win!!!