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So what is the point of our village? By some of the suggestions, it seems we have modern technology, so we are not pretending it is the 19th century or anything.

Maybe in our village is made so we can all raise our families in a mid-nineties world where Star Wars is still cool and exciting and no special editions or prequels exist. Just three movies on VHS, a number of novels, stacks of comic books, and loads of silly merchandise that somehow actually still seemed cool back then.

If we made a movie about our island, it would feel like a period piece taking place in 1995 or so. Then by the end we discover they are really living in the 10's, and that they gave up modern life so that their offspring could grow up SW fans in a world where they don't have to experience the frustrations of all the rifts in fandom and the lack of originals on DVD and/or BD.

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CP3S said:


So what is the point of our village? By some of the suggestions, it seems we have modern technology, so we are not pretending it is the 19th century or anything.

Maybe in our village is made so we can all raise our families in a mid-nineties world where Star Wars is still cool and exciting and no special editions or prequels exist. Just three movies on VHS, a number of novels, stacks of comic books, and loads of silly merchandise that somehow actually still seemed cool back then.

If we made a movie about our island, it would feel like a period piece taking place in 1995 or so. Then by the end we discover they are really living in the 10's, and that they gave up modern life so that their offspring could grow up SW fans in a world where they don't have to experience the frustrations of all the rifts in fandom and the lack of originals on DVD and/or BD.
The dramatic twist could be one of our kids walking through the woods and finding a discarded Blu-ray of the Special Editions.

Xhonzi would be the one with the forbidden Blu-ray home theater system in a secret room in his basement along with his D-box chair.

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I think we should pretend to live near the beginning of the 21st century.

I'm getting a real twang of nostalgia just thinking about back then... before 'the event'.

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CP3S said:

So what is the point of our village? By some of the suggestions, it seems we have modern technology, so we are not pretending it is the 19th century or anything.

Maybe in our village is made so we can all raise our families in a mid-nineties world where Star Wars is still cool and exciting and no special editions or prequels exist. Just three movies on VHS, a number of novels, stacks of comic books, and loads of silly merchandise that somehow actually still seemed cool back then.

If we made a movie about our island, it would feel like a period piece taking place in 1995 or so. Then by the end we discover they are really living in the 10's, and that they gave up modern life so that their offspring could grow up SW fans in a world where they don't have to experience the frustrations of all the rifts in fandom and the lack of originals on DVD and/or BD.

 I think this is a fantastic idea!  Imagine...the Backstreet Boys on our radios all the time...white boys sagging their jeans...dial-up Internet hitting the market...okay, maybe it wouldn't all be cool, but the idea of pressing rewind on my VHS player so I could rewatch one of those letterbox versions of the OT that came out around then...fun nostalgia.

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twister111 said:

A theatre dedicated to one thing. ALL THINGS BATMAN!!!!!!!


How can ONE thing be ALL things???

*head asplode*

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doubleofive said:

 

CP3S said:


So what is the point of our village? By some of the suggestions, it seems we have modern technology, so we are not pretending it is the 19th century or anything.

Maybe in our village is made so we can all raise our families in a mid-nineties world where Star Wars is still cool and exciting and no special editions or prequels exist. Just three movies on VHS, a number of novels, stacks of comic books, and loads of silly merchandise that somehow actually still seemed cool back then.

If we made a movie about our island, it would feel like a period piece taking place in 1995 or so. Then by the end we discover they are really living in the 10's, and that they gave up modern life so that their offspring could grow up SW fans in a world where they don't have to experience the frustrations of all the rifts in fandom and the lack of originals on DVD and/or BD.
The dramatic twist could be one of our kids walking through the woods and finding a discarded Blu-ray of the Special Editions.

Xhonzi would be the one with the forbidden Blu-ray home theater system in a secret room in his basement along with his D-box chair.

 

Hey, now!  I was just thinking this Village already sounded like the 2/4 unapproved way I raise my kids.

Wait, are you suggesting that my BD equipped basement shows prequels of special editions?  If not, then I'm cool with this.

In fact, it sounds rad.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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darth_ender said:

CP3S said:

So what is the point of our village? By some of the suggestions, it seems we have modern technology, so we are not pretending it is the 19th century or anything.

Maybe in our village is made so we can all raise our families in a mid-nineties world where Star Wars is still cool and exciting and no special editions or prequels exist. Just three movies on VHS, a number of novels, stacks of comic books, and loads of silly merchandise that somehow actually still seemed cool back then.

If we made a movie about our island, it would feel like a period piece taking place in 1995 or so. Then by the end we discover they are really living in the 10's, and that they gave up modern life so that their offspring could grow up SW fans in a world where they don't have to experience the frustrations of all the rifts in fandom and the lack of originals on DVD and/or BD.

 I think this is a fantastic idea!  Imagine...the Backstreet Boys on our radios all the time...white boys sagging their jeans...dial-up Internet hitting the market...okay, maybe it wouldn't all be cool, but the idea of pressing rewind on my VHS player so I could rewatch one of those letterbox versions of the OT that came out around then...fun nostalgia.

It might be hard for us to step back and let go of some of the technology we have learned to rely on, but we are doing it for our children's sakes. If they only ever know VHS and LD, they'll always be happy with SW on VHS and LD. And they will all be united as Star Wars fans sharing a love of the same one trilogy (except for those damn Anchorhead kids who are always slamming TESB and ROTJ!)

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Moth3r said:

PSYCHO_DAYV said:

I NOMINATE MYSELF AS THE VILLAGE EXECUTIONER. 

Nice try, but you already have a job in your previous village.

They called, BTW - they want their idiot back.

THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED YOU, IDIOT.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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I guess I could be Daffyd Thomas of Benidorm.

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I nominate myself as the lazy, but lovable, wannabe film-maker.

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doubleofive said:


I love that it was Moth3r who did it too. I did a double take.
Not feeling like doing a search, but it wasn't the first time.

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PSYCHO_DAYV said:

Moth3r said:

PSYCHO_DAYV said:

I NOMINATE MYSELF AS THE VILLAGE EXECUTIONER. 

Nice try, but you already have a job in your previous village.

They called, BTW - they want their idiot back.

THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED YOU, IDIOT.

Meh, comeback wasn't nearly as smooth or amusing as Moth3r's original joke.

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Gaffer Tape said:

Can I be the village bike?

Oh, wait.  I guess that would be Davnes... =P

I accept the nomination.

 

 

....but be careful what you wish for. ;)

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