Warbler said:

doubleKO, why do you object to getting something for free?

If it is something I don't want then I don't want it (shut up Ric), it doesn't matter if it is free. Would you like a free... well, just imagine the things I could come up with. I don't read that paper, why should I be forced to deal with recycling it every week when it amounts to junk mail for me? A simple "No Junk Mail" sign on the letter box wards off most unwanted paper, but these wanton criminals keep chucking half a tree on my lawn every Thursday.

Bingowings said:

Obviously I can't speak for doubleKO,

Of course you can... I can feel your fingers in my gums!