This poor perfectly titled and purposed thread never gets any love... Since I can't think of anywhere else to post this, bump time.
So, I woke up this morning, rolled on my back, opened my eyes, and there was a very sizable spider repelling directly down toward my face! I quickly rolled to the side, sat up, grabbed a tissue, turned back around, and now it sat on my pillow right in the center of where my head had been mere seconds before.
Phew! Talk about good timing. Had I woken or opened my eyes just a few moments later, I would have had a spider crawling on my head. Not the most awesome start to a morning ever.