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Pay retail.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Get involved in a land war in Asia.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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see John Carter.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Burn!

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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Squid Viscous says :

Opposable thumbs are overrated.

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Suck.

<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>

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greenpenguino said:

Suck.

Was that one of the terms of my loan?

Small print is getting smaller but still dinner first at least.

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Bingowings said:

greenpenguino said:

Suck.

Was that one of the terms of my loan?

Small print is getting smaller but still dinner first at least.

Very well.

I shall get you very best toast that money can buy.

<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>

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Post images of steroid-and-silicone enhanced women in the "BEAUTIFUL WOMEN" thread.

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know how many licks
to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

However, in practice you must take into account the “fuckwit factor”. Just talk to Darth Mallwalker…
-Moth3r

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bkev said:

see John Carter.

 http://traffic.libsyn.com/newmovietrailers/78732fe1-be9d-4ff6-922e-9b8b936cfd45_DRM_Disney_JohnCarterTlrSpecial_ENG_1920x1080_23976_ST_10200Kbps.wmv

 

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Only suckers fall for Miss Sakamoto's dad's various money making schemes (such as unnecessary, unsolicited and whimsically improvised medical procedures).

If you want to come round with an empty bank account and metal crabs claws for hands (that don't work) it's your own look out.

I was speaking to a BBC reporter about blowing the whole scam out of the water but he already blew it.

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TV's Frink said:

Only dopes use dope.

 Chuck Desta?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Over do the cosmetic surgery.

Kim Novak seems to want to be the next Joker.

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Bingowings said:

Over do the cosmetic surgery.

Kim Novak seems to want to be the next Joker.

More like the next Joker Action Figure.

<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>

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Buy the star wars blurays ;)

"Changing classic movies at all is just wrong." Puggo

"HA, Ha, you r ghey" was probably a hilariously insulting comment in Elementary and Middle School, but its not cooly insulting anymore and its certainly not funny: it makes people who say it look like, well, an "inbred monkey." TheSessler

"I'm still %20 the wiser. It amused me that after doing a google image search for "The Final Milf" the second picture is Roger Delgado followed by lots and lots of porn." Bingowings