doubleofive said:

Did they typo your number or is this a great practical joke? And why can't you put your number on here, we may text you, but it wouldn't be for... that.

It's not a number I actually use. It's my phone's real phone number, but I give everyone my google voice number. I don't actually even have the number memorized.

So if it's not a typo, I'm sure I'm the victim of a random number generator, or it's the profile of the previous owner of the number. I've had the number for just under a year and I've just stopped getting "Happy <Holiday>!" voicemails from people I don't know.