Since George let us know that Star Wars is really the Tragedy of Anakin Skywalker, I think we should all take a few moments to ponder on Darth Vader's secret desires. C'mon, he puts on a tough face (hardeeharhar), but beneath the layers, there's truly a sensitive man! What do you think Darth Vader secretly wants?
I think he wants to get a tattoo on his left prosthetic butt cheek that reads "Mom."