XyZ said:

... Tomorrow I'll try this:

This was actually in my local record store the other day. I noticed a box at the front counter where they keep all kinds of novelty items, and saw it was some kind of food item...then I realized I was actually looking at a box of Soylent green. I said aloud: "NO Way! There is NO WAY they actually made a box of Soylent green!" The guy at the register really had no clue what I was going on about. So I just smiled and said "it's people" of course.

Now: leftover oversteeped white tea.