Well, I think this will appeal to the OP, as it's a good clean Mormon joke.

President Thomas S. MOnson (leader of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) was returning to Salt Lake City after speaking in a local congregation in Boise, Idaho. Sitting in the back of his limousine, he became quite bored, and thus decided to make a request of his chauffeur.

"Pull over, Jimmy. I'd like to have a turn at the wheel. You hop in the back."

In no time at all, Pres. MOnson was cruising down the Utah state highway at 67 mph, but he felt the urge to go just a bit faster. He depresses the gas peddle and takes the limo up to 90...100...117 mph!!!...that is, until he noticed the flashing police lights behind him and hears the megaphone voice shouting at him to pull over.

On the side of the road, Officer Murray got out of his police cruiser and slowly, confidently approaches the arrogant driver of this fancy vehicle. He'd show him a thing or two. But when Pres. MOnson lowered the automatic window, the officer halted in complete shock, did an about face, and returned to his cruiser to get on the radio.

"Chief, this is Murray. I have a bit of a problem. I pulled over this limo going down the highway at close to 120 miles per hour, but I don't think I can write out a ticket."

The chief's voice comes back. "Why, what's the problem?" he asks in a voice filled with static.

"Well, there's somebody extremely important in this vehicle," replied Murray timidly.

"What do you mean? Is it Utah Governor Herbert?" queried the chief.

Murray stammered, "N-n-no. Somebody far more important than that."

"Is it President Obama???" asked the chief, getting nervous himself.

"I'm afraid not, sir. It's someone far more important than that."

The chief was both terrified and confused. "Who've you pulled over? Who could possible be so important???"

Murray took a deep gulp and began to explain. "Well sir, the windows are tinted and I couldn't see in the back...but President Thomas S. MOnson is his chauffeur!"