Oo! Oo! I have a new idea for a film! It's called 'A LUCAS Carol'.
The plot starts out when George Lucas is visited by Steven Spielberg. Spielberg warns Lucas to change his ways lest he undergo the same miserable fan rage as himself or something. Lucas is then visited by three additional ghosts – famous directors. The first of the spirits, the Ghost of Fritz Land, takes Lucas to scenes of him as a film student, which stir the old miser's gentle and tender side by reminding him of a time when he was more innocent.
They also show what made Lucas the miser that he is, and why he dislikes Film Preservation. The second spirit, the Ghost of Alfred Hitchcock, takes Lucas to several differing scenes - the shooting of THX-1138, the shooting of AMERICAN GRAFFITI, the shooting of the original STAR WARS, his then wife Marcia editing the movie with Richard Chew and Paul Hirsh. A major part of this stave is taken up with George Lucas' speech to the library of congress for the preservation of film.
The third spirit, the Ghost of Stanley Kubrick, harrows Lucas with dire visions of the future if he does not learn and act upon what he has witnessed - including the death of Film Preservation. Lucas' own neglected and untended grave is revealed, prompting the miser to aver that he will change his ways in hopes of changing these "shadows of what may be."
In the fifth and final stave, Lucas awakens in the morning with joy and love in his heart, then spends the day restoring the original triliogy and doing other good stuff. Lucas has become a different man overnight and now treats his fans with kindness, generosity and compassion, gaining a reputation as a man who embodies the spirit of Film Making. The story closes with the narrator confirming the validity, completeness and permanence of Lucas' transformation.