Man, you really are the tragic, misunderstood hero of this piece, aren't you?
BTW, I've heard mockery is often misinterpreted as outrage, here and elsewhere.
Frankly I don't know what's more precious: that you might think your mastery of words can dig you out of this hole, or that you might not think you're in a hole at all. Either way it's adorable as all get out. Please keep it up.