Muxing up Movie quotes — Page 21

We've got a blind date with destiny... and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

Yes Sir Luke.

All you Americans think you're Rambo.

Actually, I prefer John McClane.

You know what I'm talking about, you fucking cockroach.

Ohhhh! I can't bear to watch!

He must have thought it was white boy day.

You... you're part eggplant.

I don't like being cute, I don't like being fluffy, and I want some friggin' hands.

And I’m the Devil, now kindly undo these straps!

Could ya do me a favor, ya know, I ain't got nobody to spend Thanksgiving with, ya'know?

So, uh, how about maybe you and I, I mean, we'll go out together and get somethin' to eat, I don't know, maybe laugh a little bit, who knows, ya'know?

"I care."

I told you we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

I wonder what's inside this one? Well, I'll find out tomorrow. 

Class dismissed. I have an enormous headache in my eye.

What's Russian for chicken?

Are you a god?

Do you know that "God" spelled backwards is "Dog"?

I was at a costume party earlier this evening and the hostess's dog attacked me so... I had to stab it.

She could have been buried in the city, but no, that would be easy! She knew that I was the one who would take you here which is why she had herself buried two hundred miles away from the nearest glass of beer!

I never knew, nor ever learned, her name.

Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!

What is this... a centre for ANTS?!

No we're not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!