Ziggy Stardust in da Hous (The 'As The Death Star Turns' spin-off, OT.com Off Topic Sitcom)

greenpenguino said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

I demand a spin-off entitled Ziggy Stardust in da Hous.

Ziggy has spoken.

 

APPROVED!!

After several months of Lawyers squabbling and shooting, the inevitable spin-off of 'As The Death Star turns' is finally put into production. So without further ado, it's 'Ziggy Stardust in da Hous!!'

EPISODE 1

*David Bowie/Fresh Prince-esque theme tune*

I had to move awwwaaaayy from the death staaaaaaaarrr!

Cos it bleeeeewwwww uuupppp!!!!!

Zigggaaaayyy, Zigggaaayy!!!!!! Zig- Zig-Zigggaaaaaaaaaaay Staaaaarrrrddduuuuuusssssttt. In da Hous!

Ziggy Stardust said:

yo!

EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New House Hous.

*Audience cheers*

Ziggy Stardust:

Hey Homies! I'm in da hous!

*Ridiculously young, snarky child runs up*

Stupid kid:

Hey there uncle Ziggy! You got me a gift from the death star before it blew up?

Ziggy Stardust:

Before or after it jumped the shark?

*Audience laughs*

Stupid Kid:

Does it matter?

*Audience laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

No.

*Audience laughs*

*CP3S, TV's Frink, xhonzi, Gaffer Tape enter*

*Audience cheers*

CP3S:

Hey! We're here for a pointless cameo in this pilot! We'll get mentioned but never seen again! Byyyeeee!!!

*They leave*

*Audience is sad*

*Pennsylvania Jones Walks in*

*Audience cheers*

Pennsylvania Jones:

Hi! I'm your new neighbour! I Loooooooooooooooovvvvvvve the Secret of Nimh. Rats no joke!

*Audience laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

Hi there neighbour! I'm sure we'll have a swell time being neighbours! This is so Wizard!

Pennsylvania Jones:

Wizard? I'm allergic to wizards! I hate you now! I'm offended by your comment! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!

*Audience laughs*

*leaves*

Stupid Kid:

I hate you too, Uncle Ziggy!

Ziggy Stardust:

Now there are two of them!

*Audience laughs*

*Ziggy's token British promiscuous stonner BFF, Greenpenguino, stumbles through the front door*

Greenpenguino:

Hey man. I've been, like, totally...yeah. Word.

*makes out with some random chick, whilst smoking a joint*

*Audience laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

Oh Greenie! You're so wacky! I think I'm gonna like it here. You hear that non-specific location!? Ziggy Stardust.... is in da hous!

*Audience cheers*

*credits*

TV's Frink said:

I didn't even get to open my mouth?  Unrealistic!

Realism?

In a sitcom?

What?!

*Pennsylvania Jones Walks in*

*Audience cheers*

Pennsylvania Jones:

Hi! I'm your new neighbour! I Loooooooooooooooovvvvvvve the Secret of Nimh. Rats no joke!

*Audience laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

Hi there neighbour! I'm sure we'll have a swell time being neighbours! This is so Wizard!

Pennsylvania Jones:

Wizard? I'm allergic to wizards! I hate you now! I'm offended by your comment! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!

Love it so far. ;)

EPISODE 2

Previously on Ziggy Stardust in da Hous...

EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New Hous.

Ziggy Stardust:

Hey Homies! I'm in da hous!

Ziggy Stardust:

This is so Wizard!

Pennsylvania Jones:

Wizard? I'm allergic to wizards! I hate you now! I'm offended by your comment! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!

Greenpenguino:

Hey man. I've been, like, totally...yeah. Word.

Ziggy Stardust:

Oh Greenie! You're so wacky! I think I'm gonna like it here. You hear that non-specific location!? Ziggy Stardust.... is in da hous!

*Audience cheers*

And now the stunning conclusion...

Stay Tuned for the exciting special guest star...

*David Bowie/Fresh Prince-esque theme tune*

I had to move awwwaaaayy from the death staaaaaaaarrr!

Cos it bleeeeewwwww uuupppp!!!!!

Zigggaaaayyy, Zigggaaayy!!!!!! Zig- Zig-Zigggaaaaaaaaaaay Staaaaarrrrddduuuuuusssssttt. In da Hous!

Ziggy Stardust said:

yo!

EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New Hous.

*Ziggy walks in*

Ziggy Stardust:

Hey Homies! Ziggy Stardust is in da Hous!

*Audience cheers*

Greenpenguino:

Hey man, I've been, like, totally trying to play your Super Nintendo, but the controller won't go in! I swear, I've never had this problem before!

*audience laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

Oh Greenie! You idiot! That's a playstation 2 controller. Of course it won't fit in a Super Nintendo! Duh!!!

*audience laughs*

Greenpenguino:

Hey man, you don't need to put me down like that. It's, like, messing with my vibes or something. You know, man?

Ziggy Stardust:

Yeah, I know. Sorry.

Greenpenguino:

Hey, it's cool bro. You wanna, like, split-screen with me?

Ziggy Stardust:

Splitscreening? Wizard!!

* Pennsylvania Jones runs in*

Pennsylvania Jones:

Wizard?! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!

*Pennsylvania Jones runs out again*

*Audience Laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

Oh that Pennsylvania Jones! He's so wacky!

*Audience Laughs*

*Ziggy's nephew runs downstairs*

Stupid dumb kid:

Hey Uncle Ziggy, can I play super-nintendo, with the wrong controllers, with you?

Ziggy Stardust:

No. Go to your room.

*Ziggy's stupid nephew goes back upstairs*

*Audience Laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

Hey! How come my joystick doesn't work!

Greenpenguino:

Well, like, I was making out with some chick the other night. And, like, she like, totally. Yeah, man.

*Audience Laughs Hysterically*

*Doorbell rings*

Ziggy Stardust:

Hey! I wonder who that'll be?

*Ziggy answers the door, and in walks TV'S FRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!1!ONE!!!1!!!!!*

*Audience cheers like fucking maniacs*

Ziggy Stardust:

Frink!!!!! What are you doing here!?

*Frink gives Ziggy a sock*

TV's Frink:

You left this at my apartment.

Ziggy Stardust:

Oh, yeah. Thanks.

*TV's Frink leaves*

Ziggy Stardust:

Good thing Frink was here. I didn't have any socks for tuesday.

*Ziggy turns back to the couch, only to find Greenie making out with some random chick*

Ziggy Stardust:

Oh greenie!!!!

*Audience Laughs and Cheers*

*Credits*

TV's Frink said:

I was hoping the sock I gave Ziggy was Ric Olie.

:-(

Don't worry. I'm sure there was plenty of Ric inside the sock.... ;)

The networks cancel Ziggy Stardust after just two episodes. Fans are outraged and immediately start petitioning for either a new series or a movie. The creators complain that the episodes were aired in the wrong order.

Starring, of course, bkev.  Who was never in this show.  It's like a spin-off, but better.  Because it has bkev.

But, I'm better than Poochy.  Come on man.