Whoever purchases this print:
Years ago I was fortunate enough to first witness the sheer awesomeness of Star Wars. Now it begs us to assist in the struggle against the defacing of history. I regret to inform you that I am unable to purchase this feature myself, but I am not wealthy enough, and I'm afraid my mission to do a transfer has hit a huge delay. I am confident, however, that if the print falls into the right hands, we shall indeed prevail in this cause. You must see this movie properly transferred, and delivered to the generations who shall also wish to witness it. This is our most desperate hour. Help us, [INSERT HEROIC USERNAME HERE], you're... uuhhh... *cough* *cough* Thank you.