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We've got a blind date with destiny... and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
We've got a blind date with destiny... and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
Yes Sir Luke.
All you Americans think you're Rambo.
Actually, I prefer John McClane.
You know what I'm talking about, you fucking cockroach.
Ohhhh! I can't bear to watch!
He must have thought it was white boy day.
You... you're part eggplant.
I don't like being cute, I don't like being fluffy, and I want some friggin' hands.
And I’m the Devil, now kindly undo these straps!
Could ya do me a favor, ya know, I ain't got nobody to spend Thanksgiving with, ya'know?
So, uh, how about maybe you and I, I mean, we'll go out together and get somethin' to eat, I don't know, maybe laugh a little bit, who knows, ya'know?
"I care."
I told you we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
I wonder what's inside this one? Well, I'll find out tomorrow.
Class dismissed. I have an enormous headache in my eye.
What's Russian for chicken?
Are you a god?
Do you know that "God" spelled backwards is "Dog"?
I was at a costume party earlier this evening and the hostess's dog attacked me so... I had to stab it.
She could have been buried in the city, but no, that would be easy! She knew that I was the one who would take you here which is why she had herself buried two hundred miles away from the nearest glass of beer!
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I never knew, nor ever learned, her name.
Genesis allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!
What is this... a centre for ANTS?!
No we're not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!