According to almost every organised religion and many a professional politician what I get up to (when I'm allowed) or would like to get up to, in the reasonable comfort of my posturepedic is a sin to be condemned, something I should personally wrestle down or an activity to legislate against.

I can't possibly speak for all homosexuals but if there is anything you want to ask me about please do.

You don't have to be respectful, I assure you I've heard it all before.

If you want to save me from myself or try and make me blush, knock yourselves out ;-)