So a bunch of people are pissed that "Archie" comic is having a gay marriage.

Whatever. I'm all for gay marriage in "Archie" but that's not why I'm happy.

What I'M stoked about is that all the people with their panties in a bunch about the GAY marriage, are forgetting to be mad that it's a BIRACIAL marriage!

Not that long ago people would have been up in arms about comics trying to force biracial marriage on our kids! I guess the key to progress is making sure asshats have someone new to hate. As part of a biracial marriage myself, I want to thank the gays of the world for taking the heat off me.

I look forward to the future where, like Starship Troopers, the only objectionable thing about this comic cover is that a Citizen is marrying a Civilian.