The ad men assembled,
They sat round a desk,
"We must sell this car".
"But which way is best?"
"We must sell this car"
They all scratched their heads.
"We must sell this car"
They said in dismay,
Then stood up an ad man in an heartily way,
"I know!" said the ad man, adjusting his shoe
"I know!" said the ad man, "just what to do".
"I know!" said the ad man,
Yes that's what he said,
"We'll rip off Doc Seuss, he won't mind, he is dead".
"That idea has legs!" said the ad men all grinning,
"That idea will work, that idea is winning!",
"That idea will work, yes three cheers all round!",
But from deep underground came the sound of Seuss spinning.
They all said, "What the heck?"
They all said, "What the deuce!"
There was a POP!
There was a WIZZ!
There was a BANG!
There was a Seuss!
"You can't come in here", ad man A said,
"You can't come in here, I thought you were dead?"
"Oh I was" said Seuss
"I was certainly dead but after hearing you talk
I'm now undead instead."
"Undead you say?" said ad man B,
"Once dead" said Seuss, "but not now, you see?"
"You mean like a ghost?" asked ad man C.
"Not quite" said Seuss, "more like a Zombie".
"Well while your here would you care for some tea?"
"Thank you no ad man D, that's no longer my style
I may have a bite or maybe a nibble
but at this juncture tea just isn't my tipple",
"A cake or a cookie perhaps that would please?"
"Ad man E thank you no, I don't want to tease
my idiom demands brains but in your company
I'll just eat you whole from ad man A through to Z"
Zombie Seuss ate them all and returned to the grave,
He waits there still as long as ad men behave.