Dr. Yoda said:
What do YOU think happened?
I think got his jetpack smashed on accident, flew through the air flailing his limbs comically and screaming like a little girl. He then fell into a giant, toothed vagina in the sand where he died a horrible death.
TV's Frink said:
This thread is solid gold.
Agreed. The OP was made from Rapunzels hair.