TV's Frink said:

I liked the part where Boba was a cannibal.

Anyway, here's what really happened...

(NSFW language advisory)

Boba owed Chris R money for drugs, and Chris R came looking for the money. Chris R pulled a gun on Boba, but luckily Jango and Zam showed up to take care of Chris R. Meanwhile, Lisa and Claudette (who definitely has breast cancer) ganged up on Boba to find out what kind of money, and then Jango and Zam came back to comfort Boba. Then they all flew out of the Brad Sarsac Pitt on the back of a flying unicorn.

A flying unicorn? You made that up!