Bingowings said:
Vibrant organic eclectic language.
Thats just because you're afraid of Esperanto!
I always teach my students that English is so complicated because the English people could never win a war. Seriously, if you Brits could have just stopped Caesar, or William the Conquerer, or Ivanhoe, or whoever else conquered your little island and complicated your language, I'd have a lot less irregular verbs to learn!