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Post #56403

Author
jturd
Parent topic
Ewoks do what Ewoks do
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Date created
27-Jul-2004, 2:02 PM
Impacted bowels are the number one killer of Ewoks. They're afraid to poop off the ledge, cause one time an Ewok fell off and died. So they hold it in and it kills them.

By the way, everyone knows Chewbacca is a woman. You can see when he crosses his legs during the interrogation scene.