But all it can do is shoot lasers, assemble flat packed furniture and age the Doctor to the point where he inexplicably resembles Dobby.
Mine shoots particle beams too but it's also shrinks people to death (you know, for kids?).
Tom Of Gallifrey chimes in with :
You know I've got this reputation for disliking hand weapons but I have to admit the D-Mat Gun leaves me with a right stork on.
It's a bit of devil to assemble (being composed of conceptual components and all) but it erases the target from history and it's really big... If you know what I mean?
