EPISODE 2
Previously on Ziggy Stardust in da Hous...
EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New Hous.
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey Homies! I'm in da hous!
Ziggy Stardust:
This is so Wizard!
Pennsylvania Jones:
Wizard? I'm allergic to wizards! I hate you now! I'm offended by your comment! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!
Greenpenguino:
Hey man. I've been, like, totally...yeah. Word.
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh Greenie! You're so wacky! I think I'm gonna like it here. You hear that non-specific location!? Ziggy Stardust.... is in da hous!
*Audience cheers*
And now the stunning conclusion...
Stay Tuned for the exciting special guest star...
*David Bowie/Fresh Prince-esque theme tune*
I had to move awwwaaaayy from the death staaaaaaaarrr!
Cos it bleeeeewwwww uuupppp!!!!!
Zigggaaaayyy, Zigggaaayy!!!!!! Zig- Zig-Zigggaaaaaaaaaaay Staaaaarrrrddduuuuuusssssttt. In da Hous!
Ziggy Stardust said:
yo!
EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New Hous.
*Ziggy walks in*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey Homies! Ziggy Stardust is in da Hous!
*Audience cheers*
Greenpenguino:
Hey man, I've been, like, totally trying to play your Super Nintendo, but the controller won't go in! I swear, I've never had this problem before!
*audience laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh Greenie! You idiot! That's a playstation 2 controller. Of course it won't fit in a Super Nintendo! Duh!!!
*audience laughs*
Greenpenguino:
Hey man, you don't need to put me down like that. It's, like, messing with my vibes or something. You know, man?
Ziggy Stardust:
Yeah, I know. Sorry.
Greenpenguino:
Hey, it's cool bro. You wanna, like, split-screen with me?
Ziggy Stardust:
Splitscreening? Wizard!!
* Pennsylvania Jones runs in*
Pennsylvania Jones:
Wizard?! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!
*Pennsylvania Jones runs out again*
*Audience Laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh that Pennsylvania Jones! He's so wacky!
*Audience Laughs*
*Ziggy's nephew runs downstairs*
Stupid dumb kid:
Hey Uncle Ziggy, can I play super-nintendo, with the wrong controllers, with you?
Ziggy Stardust:
No. Go to your room.
*Ziggy's stupid nephew goes back upstairs*
*Audience Laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey! How come my joystick doesn't work!
Greenpenguino:
Well, like, I was making out with some chick the other night. And, like, she like, totally. Yeah, man.
*Audience Laughs Hysterically*
*Doorbell rings*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey! I wonder who that'll be?
*Ziggy answers the door, and in walks TV'S FRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!1!ONE!!!1!!!!!*
*Audience cheers like fucking maniacs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Frink!!!!! What are you doing here!?
*Frink gives Ziggy a sock*
TV's Frink:
You left this at my apartment.
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh, yeah. Thanks.
*TV's Frink leaves*
Ziggy Stardust:
Good thing Frink was here. I didn't have any socks for tuesday.
*Ziggy turns back to the couch, only to find Greenie making out with some random chick*
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh greenie!!!!
*Audience Laughs and Cheers*
*Credits*