"Jar Jar Binks Monster Mouth Candy Tongue" Product Review
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/kibology/jarjar.tounge
Okay, I'm eating it now. Ewww. I am sucking on Jar Jar's wet red tongue and his plastic lips keep brushing my nose. This is vile.
*OMIT*
How the hell am I supposed to eat the part at the back of his throat? Can I stop now? Please?
they even review the patent on the product.