ray_afraid said:
What's so bad about it?
The Script
The Pacing
The Direction
The Acting
The lazy creative idea behind it (using a smartphone is a bit like having the force... Yoda sounds like Voda)
The Contrived nature of the set up (Why is Yoda in a Japanese Restaurant? Why did that guy bring his old phone out to dinner?)
The thing about him tasting like Wasabi
What's up with Yoda's voice?