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greenpenguino
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Ziggy Stardust in da Hous (The 'As The Death Star Turns' spin-off, OT.com Off Topic Sitcom)
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Date created
18-Jan-2012, 7:51 AM

greenpenguino said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

I demand a spin-off entitled Ziggy Stardust in da Hous.

Ziggy has spoken.

 

APPROVED!!

After several months of Lawyers squabbling and shooting, the inevitable spin-off of 'As The Death Star turns' is finally put into production. So without further ado, it's 'Ziggy Stardust in da Hous!!'

 

EPISODE 1

*David Bowie/Fresh Prince-esque theme tune*

I had to move awwwaaaayy from the death staaaaaaaarrr!

Cos it bleeeeewwwww uuupppp!!!!!

Zigggaaaayyy, Zigggaaayy!!!!!! Zig- Zig-Zigggaaaaaaaaaaay Staaaaarrrrddduuuuuusssssttt. In da Hous!

Ziggy Stardust said:

yo!

EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New House Hous.

*Audience cheers*

Ziggy Stardust:

Hey Homies! I'm in da hous!

*Ridiculously young, snarky child runs up*

Stupid kid:

Hey there uncle Ziggy! You got me a gift from the death star before it blew up?

Ziggy Stardust:

Before or after it jumped the shark?

*Audience laughs*

Stupid Kid:

Does it matter?

*Audience laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

No.

*Audience laughs*

*CP3S, TV's Frink, xhonzi, Gaffer Tape enter*

*Audience cheers*

CP3S:

Hey! We're here for a pointless cameo in this pilot! We'll get mentioned but never seen again! Byyyeeee!!!

*They leave*

*Audience is sad*

 

*Pennsylvania Jones Walks in*

*Audience cheers*

Pennsylvania Jones:

Hi! I'm your new neighbour! I Loooooooooooooooovvvvvvve the Secret of Nimh. Rats no joke!

*Audience laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

Hi there neighbour! I'm sure we'll have a swell time being neighbours! This is so Wizard!

Pennsylvania Jones:

Wizard? I'm allergic to wizards! I hate you now! I'm offended by your comment! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!

*Audience laughs*

*leaves*

Stupid Kid:

I hate you too, Uncle Ziggy!

Ziggy Stardust:

Now there are two of them!

*Audience laughs*

 

*Ziggy's token British promiscuous stonner BFF, Greenpenguino, stumbles through the front door*

Greenpenguino:

Hey man. I've been, like, totally...yeah. Word.

*makes out with some random chick, whilst smoking a joint*

*Audience laughs*

Ziggy Stardust:

Oh Greenie! You're so wacky! I think I'm gonna like it here. You hear that non-specific location!? Ziggy Stardust.... is in da hous!

*Audience cheers*

*credits*