greenpenguino said:
Ziggy Stardust said:
I demand a spin-off entitled Ziggy Stardust in da Hous.
Ziggy has spoken.
APPROVED!!
After several months of Lawyers squabbling and shooting, the inevitable spin-off of 'As The Death Star turns' is finally put into production. So without further ado, it's 'Ziggy Stardust in da Hous!!'
EPISODE 1
*David Bowie/Fresh Prince-esque theme tune*
I had to move awwwaaaayy from the death staaaaaaaarrr!
Cos it bleeeeewwwww uuupppp!!!!!
Zigggaaaayyy, Zigggaaayy!!!!!! Zig- Zig-Zigggaaaaaaaaaaay Staaaaarrrrddduuuuuusssssttt. In da Hous!
Ziggy Stardust said:
yo!
EXT- Ziggy Stardust's New House Hous.
*Audience cheers*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hey Homies! I'm in da hous!
*Ridiculously young, snarky child runs up*
Stupid kid:
Hey there uncle Ziggy! You got me a gift from the death star before it blew up?
Ziggy Stardust:
Before or after it jumped the shark?
*Audience laughs*
Stupid Kid:
Does it matter?
*Audience laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
No.
*Audience laughs*
*CP3S, TV's Frink, xhonzi, Gaffer Tape enter*
*Audience cheers*
CP3S:
Hey! We're here for a pointless cameo in this pilot! We'll get mentioned but never seen again! Byyyeeee!!!
*They leave*
*Audience is sad*
*Pennsylvania Jones Walks in*
*Audience cheers*
Pennsylvania Jones:
Hi! I'm your new neighbour! I Loooooooooooooooovvvvvvve the Secret of Nimh. Rats no joke!
*Audience laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Hi there neighbour! I'm sure we'll have a swell time being neighbours! This is so Wizard!
Pennsylvania Jones:
Wizard? I'm allergic to wizards! I hate you now! I'm offended by your comment! *Shakes fist* Staaaaaarrrrdust!!!!!!
*Audience laughs*
*leaves*
Stupid Kid:
I hate you too, Uncle Ziggy!
Ziggy Stardust:
Now there are two of them!
*Audience laughs*
*Ziggy's token British promiscuous stonner BFF, Greenpenguino, stumbles through the front door*
Greenpenguino:
Hey man. I've been, like, totally...yeah. Word.
*makes out with some random chick, whilst smoking a joint*
*Audience laughs*
Ziggy Stardust:
Oh Greenie! You're so wacky! I think I'm gonna like it here. You hear that non-specific location!? Ziggy Stardust.... is in da hous!
*Audience cheers*
*credits*