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ricarleite
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Late Show Top 10 Star Wars Archive...
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23-Jul-2004, 4:54 PM
LOL

2. Your sex life is strictly "Han Solo," if you know what I mean


I remember seeing the Jay Leno show back in 1999, and he was showing the "new Star Wars products", he had a portable shower for the geeks who wait in the line for months, and a princess leia shooshine machine (her hairlocks spinned), and I remember my personal favorite: a box of cereals, with a nerd-looking guy on it, named "GET A LIFE". LOL