My mom pulled me out of school for the first showing on opening day of Return of the Jedi. The next time I was in school, I was sitting in my seat near the back of the classroom and my teacher looked right at me and said, "so, how was it?" I said, "how was what?" She said, "how was the new Star Wars movie?" "I didn't see the new Star Wars movie." "Yes you did. I know you did." "Fine! I saw the movie!"

Every kid in my class surrounded my desk and was asking me questions. I was quite proud of one thing I said to really throw them all off. I told them that Skywalker dies. You should have seen how big their eyes got and how sad they all were. Of course, I wasn't lying. I just didn't tell them the whole truth, per se.

Great fun.