Hello, my name is David Bowie. You may have heard of me. HAHAHAHA! Little bit of famous person humor there.

Anyway, it has come to my attention that a certain individual on here is stealing my name and likeness, and trying to pass as me, so he can be more popular of course.

I hereby declare him a FRAUD! There is no way he could ever be even close to my amazing caliber of glitterness.

So, how about it, self-proclaimed "Ziggy Stardust"? You can either change to your name so something better, such as "queenbitch45" or anything else of that sort? Or....

WE SHALL DUEL!

Your call.