At this exact moment I am watching something called Virgin Diaries on TLC, which profiles adults who have remained virgins into their 30s. It contains the. most. awkward. kissing. I've. ever. seen. One of the profiles is of a Christian couple who saved themselves till their wedding night. And when I say "saved" I mean that the groom has never even kissed a girl before he kissed his bride at the altar. He seems so confused and scared by how his new wife wants to kiss constantly at their reception. I quote: "Right after we had our first kiss, she started kissing me again and it's just this feeling of like, 'What's going on?! Why is she kissing me?! What– uhh... AHHHH!! This doesn't seem quite normal...'"

They're eerily like this couple from the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall: