Darth Ender said:
You never have to worry about pregnancy or STDs in spite of the fact that you and your partner are as loyal and monogamous as dogs in the streets.
Unless it's central to the plot, your woman will never get pregnant no matter how often you have relations.
Darth Ender said:
Your hair and makeup are always perfect after a full night's sleep, even if you're a man.
You wake up and your hair (and makeup, if applicable) is perfect.
Darth Ender said:
Germans are always evil Nazis or brilliant scientists.
Nazis are always bad (in spite of the many good people who were drafted into a movement they did not believe in) and deserve to die with no questions asked.
Quit plagiarising yourself ender ;)