The Dan Brown Codex.
Hidden within the pages of a trashy airport yarn, itself ripped off from a pseudo-historical conspiracy tome, is a genuine lost masterpiece novel by murdered author Nadia Doric.
Famed Discordian Hagbard Celine (Harrison Fnord) has just 48 hours to rearrange every individual letter and punctuation mark in the book to recreate the novel or the spirit of Doric will immanetise the eschaton.