Hutts: The Movie--Considering the success of the lovable droids and adorable Ewoks shows, LFL is proud to announce its newest spinoff featuring those jolly creatures whose bellies shake like a bowl full of jelly when they laugh. Coming just in time for the holidays, and a series to follow next September.

Singing Naked and Unashamed: The Sexy Success Story of Sy Snootles

King George the Nth--Having overthrown all governments and taken over the world by suppressing the OT and revising history, George Lucas will kill anyone who defies his propaganda machine and his LFL-sponsored media outlet. But one lone man tries to smuggle secret copies of The Secret History of Star Wars and disperse it to as many people as possible. With the a secret police group of fanatics called The Force chasing after him, led by the mad Ken Krall Lee, will our hero survive to spread the truth and reveal the dark workings of the Lucasian Empire? Will his efforts lead to a popular revolt and the return of truth and justice? Or will the dark side prevail?