Bingowings said:

Opps!

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin.

Bow ties are cool.

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

Is this some kind of British Onion-like article? Cause that's stranger than the rest of the story, and it included "communist chocolate hellhole[s]".

EDIT: Shame on you for linking old articles from April 1, 2010! I HATE YOU!