My dream last night was like a horror movie: I hear knocking. I look towards the sound, and fortunately the door is locked. But it unlocks! My heart pounds and I try to run to the door to prop it shut, but I'm frozen in place. The handle turns and the door presses open. A blue hand reaches around, a hand with a mouth and a tongue, the most horrific thing I've ever seen. Suddenly I am freed and I run to the door, slamming it onto the hand and dismembering it! It falls to the floor, still squirming. I try to lock the door again, but the severed hand grabs my ankle and I am again immobilized. Then the door slams open, propelling me back. The most hideous creature that could barely be called human walks through the door wearing a dirty baseball cap with the word "doubleKO" embroidered on the front, and I realize who has just passed through... THE SCARY DOOR!

Trying to take it up a notch as WD recommended ;)