Bingowings said:
You could give her a taste of her own medicine and declare a shared interest in big dicks (I've been out of circulation for a couple of decades so in today's jaded meat market that might lead you to places I never knew existed).
Hahaha! Perfect.
My brother said I should have responded by saying I was into tight vaginas or into skinny chicks (she's a little thick but in all the right places).