Pennsylvania Jones said:
walkingdork said:
darth_ender said:
Tell her you are religious and believe in sex only after marriage ;)
Boring! Besides I was once married so it technically would be "after marriage"
CLARIFICATION TIME!!! Tell her you are religious and believe in sex only with your wife. ;)
I'm divorced. It was a the fun kind of divorce that ends after a couple years of marriage when both parties say, "yeah, this is not going to work let's called it before it get's ugly." :)