Random Thoughts — Page 198

walkingdork said:

...I have no idea how to handle it.

Just f**k her.

Have a good time.

Make each other feel good.

Maybe you'll get a great relationship out of the whole experience.

Davnes007 said:

walkingdork said:

...I have no idea how to handle it.

Just f**k her.

Have a good time.

Make each other feel good.

Maybe you'll get a great relationship out of the whole experience.

HE'S RIGHT.

yeah, I'd give an arm and a leg to be in your shoes, w.d.

especially given the pain I'm going through right now. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, I'm the Charlie Browniest...

Pennsylvania Jones said:

walkingdork said:

darth_ender said:

Tell her you are religious and believe in sex only after marriage ;)

Boring! Besides I was once married so it technically would be "after marriage"

CLARIFICATION TIME!!!  Tell her you are religious and believe in sex only with your wife. ;)

I'm divorced. It was a the fun kind of divorce that ends after a couple years of marriage when both parties say, "yeah, this is not going to work let's called it before it get's ugly." :)

CP3S said:

walkingdork said:

(okay so here's the actual conversation part)

So we are hanging out at the same bar as before and she says out of nowhere, "I like large penises." It was like she couldn't wait to get it out there. She continued and said that she has been lucky when it comes to men with big dicks. So not knowing how to act towards such a statement I just say, "Well Baby, your luck has run out."

Wait, what? Is that really that weird? I mean, you guys hung out before and she made it clear she was sexually interested in you, and you still hung out with her again, which naturally would suggest to her that the sex thing isn't off the table. Add a little alcohol to the mix, and talk of genitals seems like a fairly reasonable topic for conversation.

I take it the weird part is she simply assumed you have a large penis without having any reason to suspect it?

Which part exactly is "goofy shit"? Just the fact that she so blatantly wants to have sex with you, or the penis conversation?

 

As far as the two Daves' sentiments about just going for it, I most definitely see your hesitation. 21 is really young and she sounds kind of immature. I wouldn't be opposed to having a casual sexual relationship with a co-worker, if it could be just that. But at 21, the chances of that going over without out-of-control drama in both your personal and work life seems much less likely.

 

So now I'm in this super awkward situation and I have no idea how to handle it. She is my coworker after all.

With tears in your eyes and a shameful quiver in your voice, tell her you have a really, really, really tiny dick, and that after her comment about liking big penises, you'd be too ashamed to even try it for fear that she wouldn't even be able to feel it. From there just tell her you'd like to keep things professional.  ;-)

Yes, that she is 21 is difficult. I definitely feel like if this goes South it's going to be dramatic and since there are only 9 employees where I work it could get bad very quick.

It's not that I have a (very) small dick, but it seems like anyone who would ever bring it up so casually like that is A) a bit of a cock hound and B) really into huge dicks and not into anything less that a horse dong. Maybe she is fed up with all the small dicks she has encountered and feels she needs to explain her need for a giant dick ahead of time.

Sure I could say, "hey your large penis comment has perhaps made me a little self-conscious about my less than a Mag Flashlight sized penis. I'm interested in you and I haven't heard any complaints thus far so maybe we can get together at the bar and hang out again?" but if again if that goes south, everyone at my job thinks I have a tiny prick.

PSYCHO_DAYV said:

Davnes007 said:

walkingdork said:

...I have no idea how to handle it.

Just f**k her.

Have a good time.

Make each other feel good.

Maybe you'll get a great relationship out of the whole experience.

HE'S RIGHT.

Yeah, you two are probably right. I'm probably just making the situation more complicated.

Leonardo said:

yeah, I'd give an arm and a leg to be in your shoes, w.d.

especially given the pain I'm going through right now. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, I'm the Charlie Browniest...

Well Charlie Brown, I'm sure there is a Peppermint Patty out there somewhere. How are you the Charlie Browniest though?

Sorry for the triple post!

Bingowings said:

You could give her a taste of her own medicine and declare a shared interest in big dicks (I've been out of circulation for a couple of decades so in today's jaded meat market that might lead you to places I never knew existed).

Hahaha! Perfect.

My brother said I should have responded by saying I was into tight vaginas or into skinny chicks (she's a little thick but in all the right places).

Speaking of, yesterday was that jerkwad Zig's birthday.  Hope it went well for ya! ;)

bkev said:

Speaking of, yesterday was that jerkwad Zig's birthday.  Hope it went well for ya! ;)

Can you imagine going into the jungle, grabbing a monkey out of a tree and taking him home? He'd rip your face off as he should, as he should.

From researching the possibility of having a capuchin as a pet.

Changed my avatar, as a kind of homage to Bingo.

doubleofive said:

Changed my avatar, as a kind of homage to Bingo.

Aw man! I had changed mine as a I homage to you!

:(

Bingowings said:

Awww...all you need now is a TCE/laser screwdriver variant of your 005 logo.

greenpenguino said:

doubleofive said:

Changed my avatar, as a kind of homage to Bingo.

Aw man! I had changed mine as a I homage to you!

:(

Bingowings said:

But Who'd have sonic?

Bingowings said:

There are many different sonic shapes to choose from too so they could be as varied as your lightsaber ones.

I not sure about the best way to represent the sonic wave though.