doubleKO said:
I was in a club, one Friday. A lovely lady comes walking my way. She walked up and she said "Hello". I said "Hi. My name's Joe". I was lying. So was she. She said her name was Donnie but her shirt said Marie. "Once you get to know me you'll never forget me". I said "Why?" Then She Bit Me.
You type up a post that is entirely off topic, when suddenly your desk chair disappears from beneath you and you find yourself falling. You have fallen through... The Scary Door.